Join Us at the WWWOS

Dear Friend,

  • Are you ready for action, adventure and almost certain death?
  • Do you have what it takes to sip drinks by the pool?
  • Look great in a bathing suit, but even better in formal wear?
  • Have a knack with gadgets that blow up?
  • Do you have the patience of a spy?

Then the WWWOS (World Wide Web of Spies) needs you today!

Of course you want to become a spy. Everyone wants to be a spy. There’s nothing so exciting as jet-setting around the world (disclaimer: you will have to pay for your own tickets)  Or blowing up random buildings and vehicles because it looks good on film.

As an ordinary person you’ve had to fold washing, do your homework, and been frightened by every thug that gets in your way, but all that can stop right now (disclaimer: we can promise all this is true, except the washing, and the homework and the thugs). Here at the World Wide Web of Spies, we have been fighting the WWOE since 1999. To find out more about the WOS, read Miss Lionheart and the Laboratory of Death or Attack of the Giant Bugs, so everyone can discover just how good we are, and how evil our arch-nemesis WOE are. (World of Evil) .

Also, it’s important that you don’t go to petshopetc, that’s no longer a safe address for our agents. If you want to get in touch please email

We hope this helps, but don’t expect to be called on right away…it’s all top secret, hush, hush and all that. Click here to join and we’ll keep in touch.

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