Join Us at the WWWOS

Dear Friend,

  • Are you ready for action, adventure and almost certain death?
  • Do you have what it takes to sip drinks by the pool?
  • Look great in a bathing suit, but even better in formal wear?
  • Have a knack with gadgets that blow up?

Then the WWWOS (World Wide Web of Spies) needs you today!

Of course you want to become a spy. Everyone wants to be a spy. There’s nothing so exciting as jet-setting around the world (disclaimer: you will have to pay for your own tickets)  Or blowing up random buildings and vehicles because it looks good on film.

As an ordinary person you’ve had to fold washing, do your homework, and been frightened by every thug that gets in your way, but all that can stop right now (disclaimer: we can promise all this is true, except the washing, and the homework and the thugs). Here at the World Wide Web of Spies, we have been fighting the WWOE since 1999. To find out more about the WOS, read Miss Lionheart and the Laboratory of Death or Attack of the Giant Bugs, so everyone can discover just how good we are, and how evil our arch-nemesis WOE are. (World of Evil) .

But you don’t need to buy the book to join WWWOS today, all you have to do is subscribe to our mailing list here, and we’ll keep in touch.

Also, it’s important that you don’t go to petshopetc, that’s no longer a safe address for our agents. If you want to get in touch please email phantomfeatherpress@gmail.com.

We hope this helps, yours sincerely,

A.J. Ponder on behalf of the team at the WWWOS


Keep up with opportunities at the Word Wide Web of Spies is to keep your eyes open, and subscribe now!

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