Join Us at the WWWOS

Dear Friend,

  • Are you ready for action, adventure and almost certain death?
  • Do you have what it takes to sip drinks by the pool?
  • Look great in a bathing suit, but even better in formal wear?
  • Have a knack with gadgets that blow up?

Then the WWWOS (World Wide Web of Spies) needs you today!

Of course you want to become a spy. Everyone wants to be a spy. There’s nothing so exciting as jet-setting around the world (disclaimer: you will have to pay for your own tickets)  Or blowing up random buildings and vehicles because it looks good on film.

As an ordinary person you’ve had to fold washing, do your homework, and been frightened by every thug that gets in your way, but all that can stop right now (disclaimer: we can promise all this is true, except the washing, and the homework and the thugs). Here at the World Wide Web of Spies, we have been fighting the WWOE since 1999. And now you can join us. To help support the cause, buy this random book Miss Lionheart and the Laboratory of Death and read it – because we are the good guys, and we need your money to pay our army of publicist, so everyone can discover just how good we are.

But you don’t need to buy the book to join WWWOS today, all you have to do is subscribe to our mailing list here, and we’ll keep in touch.

Also it’s important that you don’t go to petshop@www.e.com, because that’s no longer a safe address for our agents


Please note if you wish to infiltrate the WWWOE we’d suggest you start with lillianalionheartATgmail.com, or with a sneak peak of a chapter of  Miss Lionheart and the Laboratory of Death, Part 2:Twice Poisoned. Or you could even go here to http://askmisslionheart.tumblr.com/ and ask Miss Lionheart a sneaky question.

We hope this helps, yours sincerely,

A.J. Ponder on behalf of the team at the WWWOS

To find out more about our publicist go here to https://ajponder.wordpress.com And remember: all you need to do to keep up with opportunities at the Word Wide Web of Spies is to keep your eyes open, and subscribe now!

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