Join Us at the WWWOE

Dear Friend,

  • Is your genius unappreciated by lesser minds?
  • Are you tired of having sand kicked in your face by mindless thugs?
  • Sick of getting your plans stolen and getting no credit for it?

Of course you want to be an evil mastermind and you can be. But you’re frightened, confused, and in a world already filled with evil, and it’s hard to find the right career path for you. As a minion, you’ve had to feed the animals, fold washing, do your homework, but all that can stop right now.

Here at the World Wide Web of Evil, we can help. We’ve been helping people find their true evil since 1999. We can teach you how to harness that fear, infiltrate the headquarters of the woosy WWWOS (World Wide Web of Spies), and become an all round bad guy or gal. All you have to do is buy this random book Miss Lionheart and the Laboratory of Death and read it because we want your money. We are the bad guys after all. And then you can decide what you really want to do with your life.

Join us at the WWWOE, sign up today and subscribe to our mailing list here

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Lionheart’s Laboratories apologise for any inconvenience this has caused you, and would like to offer you a sneak peak of a chapter of  Miss Lionheart and the Laboratory of Death, Part 2:Twice Poisoned

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We hope this helps, yours sincerely,

A.J. Ponder’s evil twin on behalf of the team at the WWWOE

And remember: all you need to do to keep up with evil opportunities at the Word Wide Web of Evil is to keep your eyes open and subscribe now!


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